Bacon Scarf

You're gonna love this. This isn't just your typical stylish red and white scarf. The Bacon Scarf is actually a red and white scarf resembling marbled fat. Ha! The bacon likeness may be your own little secret when you have it on, but if you're like us, that could be enough to make your day. On the scarf's reverse side the colors are inverted, making it a leaner piece of bacon. Can it get any better than that? Super-soft and lightweight, made out of 100% acrylic. $35. Shop here.